blogroll amnesty day

my stats must be off….come on guys, i KNOW roni and elaine aren’t the only people who link to me. …are they??

UPDATE:

apparently not!
UPDATE II:
apparently not II!

update III:
maybe my little bit of internet flypaper below did the trick….

…okay, am i ever a dumbass. your guys not linking me isn’t the problem – it’s that your readers aren’t clicking on that link that is the problem.

okay, i guess it’s about that time again – time for ex-lion tamer’s traditional periodic traffic inflation incantation! you’re going to love this. here goes:

LESBIAN VAMPIRES!

whew. i hope i don’t have to post that again for awhile.

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and, oh my god, i forgot…konagod??!! what the hell was i thinking??!!
konagod konagod konagod konagod KONAGOD! there.

anyways, today is the day we try to reciprocate all of our wonderful bloggy bloggingness. so: if you have EVER linked to me, either in a blogroll or just in a post, and yet you can’t find yourself in my blogroll – let me know, and i will add you forthwith.
here’s something fun – search terms used to find my site:

margaret sanger
lion tamer
i want free magical ring.
hiring mentally ill
tom thumb who pulled out a plum
can a ex consulant collect unemployment?
death and madness
america style fucking
appeal to authority in media
diy.despair
fucking
lion tamer
death of marat
“lion tamer”
Margaret Sanger
demotivator
lion fuck
yellow stuff from the sky

draw from these whatever conclusions you wish.