rene descartes walks into a starbucks and says, “i will have a cafe au lait and a brioche please.”
the young woman behind the counter says, “would you like whipped cream and caramel sauce on that?”
descartes folds his arms and retorts, “i think not!” and BAM! – he disappears.
joke copyright 1994 r@d@r/exliontamer. all rights reserved.





7 responses so far ↓
urbanpixie // July 27, 2007 at 4:55 am
I like!
This is hardly an original but…
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
swampcracker // August 9, 2007 at 6:52 pm
In a Chinese restaurant, that would be “cogito ergo dim sum.”
99 // April 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Now that is a great joke… almost as though the coffee jockey was setting him up!
Don'tAsk // August 12, 2008 at 6:12 am
I don’t get it….
Who’s Rene Descates?
r@d@r // August 12, 2008 at 6:44 am
if you’re having trouble finding his name on Google, you might want to try spelling his name correctly.
enjoy! :)
Don'tAsk // August 12, 2008 at 6:47 am
That would probably help, but I still don’t get it… :)
r@d@r // August 12, 2008 at 7:12 am
here – try this.